Excerpt 2 (again please forgive the grammar)
“I just got this message on MySpace. It’s from a hot looking girl. Is this one of those spamming ads again? Oh just look at it silly, she looks hot. Wait... what she thinks she knows me from Borders? Is this really that girl I use to talk to every once and awhile? She’s contacting me? Crazy… okay Ryan put yourself together, you haven’t gone out for a date in months, don’t act desperate. Okay, you don’t know if it’s really her. Write her back and ask a few questions.
: Next Day:
Okay, it is her… damn she’s hot, and she’s single and I am single. Crazy. Okay, maybe she wants to hang out. Okay, ask her if she wants to go for coffee. “
That’s how it started
I knew of JF a long time before we ever actually hung out. One day I was working at my former job and Borders and in walked this really cute girl looking for untranslated literature. I, being the flirt I am, decided to help her out.
“Oh you don’t want Spanish books... you want book in Spanish? Okay, they are this way. I walked her over to the books and asked is there anything else I can help you with? No, okay.” So I walked away…. then continued to come and bother her about ever 15 minutes to see if she needed any more help.
“So studying this stuff for school? No? So you are just reading this stuff for the fun of it? That’s cool.”
This was when she really caught my eye; I mean a lot of good looking women come into a bookstore. Usually you can figure that if they are coming into a bookstore they are more intelligent then an average women, but do read books in a different language, usually the language the author wrote the piece in, that’s beautiful.
“Wow that’s amazing, you must really get a deeper sense of some of the stories by being able to read them in the native language.” So are you going to school? Oh ya… what degree are you going for? Oh you’re in High School?”
Run!!!!! Oh my god Ryan you were just hitting on a high school student. What are you doing? It’s bad enough that you friends tease you that you always date younger people, but now you are proving them right. Okay Ryan its time to say goodbye.
“Sorry, you look older then in high school. Well if you ever need any help let me know. Have a good day”
Whew… that was close...
: Next Day:
Okay, it is her… damn she’s hot, and she’s single and I am single. Crazy. Okay, maybe she wants to hang out. Okay, ask her if she wants to go for coffee. “
That’s how it started
I knew of JF a long time before we ever actually hung out. One day I was working at my former job and Borders and in walked this really cute girl looking for untranslated literature. I, being the flirt I am, decided to help her out.
“Oh you don’t want Spanish books... you want book in Spanish? Okay, they are this way. I walked her over to the books and asked is there anything else I can help you with? No, okay.” So I walked away…. then continued to come and bother her about ever 15 minutes to see if she needed any more help.
“So studying this stuff for school? No? So you are just reading this stuff for the fun of it? That’s cool.”
This was when she really caught my eye; I mean a lot of good looking women come into a bookstore. Usually you can figure that if they are coming into a bookstore they are more intelligent then an average women, but do read books in a different language, usually the language the author wrote the piece in, that’s beautiful.
“Wow that’s amazing, you must really get a deeper sense of some of the stories by being able to read them in the native language.” So are you going to school? Oh ya… what degree are you going for? Oh you’re in High School?”
Run!!!!! Oh my god Ryan you were just hitting on a high school student. What are you doing? It’s bad enough that you friends tease you that you always date younger people, but now you are proving them right. Okay Ryan its time to say goodbye.
“Sorry, you look older then in high school. Well if you ever need any help let me know. Have a good day”
Whew… that was close...
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